These are funniest dad tweets this week:
When you try to speak to a parent before their morning coffee…#parenting pic.twitter.com/qLr8hqD3aq— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) April 16, 2019
This could hardly be more true..
I love my kids despite everything.— HappyTiredGrumpyDad (@HappyGrumpyDad) April 16, 2019
Who needs sleep, showers, privacy, clean clothes, time to yourself, hobbies, health or money anyway?#dadlife
All of the above are totally *overrated.*
Potty training a two year old brings some funny moments.— Jake Heaps (@jtheaps9) April 16, 2019
Had to bring my son into a public restroom at a restaurant. He encouraged my performance by yelling, “good job daddy! You get a toy now!” 🤣 #DadLife
They always say to model the behaviors you want to see in your kids, right?
Coolest set of wheels on the block!
This is exactly why I am currently being flooded by ads for Nerf gun ammo…
Proverb:— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) April 14, 2019
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
If it ain't broke, you ain't trying hard enough.#parenting #dadlife
Mantra for today: “Breaking stuff is a part of the learning process…. Breaking stuff is a part of the learning process… Breaking stuff is a part of the learning process…”
I once told myself I wouldn’t be “that dad”. When she started chasing it across the house today I couldn’t not be… #DadLife pic.twitter.com/EJGIOVZuXw— Colin P (@ColinP_Ag) April 15, 2019
What I can’t understand is why he ever promised himself he wouldn’t do this…
Jack: Daddy, you're my best friend!— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) April 15, 2019
Me: Aww, thank you! That so lovely!
Wife:#parenting #dadlife pic.twitter.com/XIruCLaWjj
She only carried you for 9 months and then birthed you… go ahead and be BFFs with Dad. No biggie.
Cheers to all of the awesome, active daddies out there! We appreciate you and all of your sacrifices. And, thanks for the laughs!