https://twitter.com/_roarbaby_/status/1100408017386795009
Who hasn’t been here? Although at my house it probably would have been a superhero action figure.
Friend: How's it going?
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) February 25, 2019
Me: Ugh, morale is DOWN. My boss yells at me all day, I feel like I can't do anything right, and I haven't gotten a raise in almost six years.
Friend: You need to quit your job.
Me: I'm not sure being a Mom works like that…#momlife
Is there an exit interview? I want to tell these little slave drivers what I think of them!
My kids in the living room: I’m telling Mom!
— Kelli_Elyn (@MamaLifePart2) February 26, 2019
Me from the kitchen: DON’T COME TELL ME SHIT!!#parenting #momlife
When did being a mom become a job that requires a whistle and striped shirt?
https://twitter.com/angelstar2/status/1099404061709877248
The word “party” is lost on you once you become a parent.
Family: “don’t get a tattoo it hurts, cost money, and it’s permanent”
— mom sets the table (@erikavose) February 24, 2019
Also family: “you should have another baby”#momlife
I vote TATTOO!
Know what's awesome? Hearing the boys wake up with the gentle sounds of, "OW!!!! WHY'D YOU SLAP ME, ASSHOLE?!?!?" #MomFail #BoyMom #Parenting #DidntHearItFromMe #OkMaybeHeardItFromMe
— Lisa Wissing (@mamagrizzly0711) February 19, 2019
Mornings are so relaxing for #boymoms…
#2 was very excited to tell me what he learned in school today…that his friend has 3 nipples and it’s the coolest thing ever. #boymom #momlife
— Jayna Mayer (@jaynamayer) February 26, 2019
In all fairness, that is interesting…
#parentingfail remembering to pause when 6 yo enters room unannounced, forgetting that she is getting trained to read and will read whatever’s on the screen verbatim and loud #RussianDoll pic.twitter.com/96uAZVJjec
— Tanushree Ghosh (@thoughtsnrights) February 21, 2019
Everything changes when they learn to read…
Thank goodness for yet another round of reminders that life is crazy at everyone’s house. Have you seen any funny tweets or jokes lately? Share them in the comments!
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